you ain't never ever on the guest list
This life, which had been the tomb of his virtue and of his honour, is but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

beemovieruinedmylife:

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

  1. Me: am I mean?
  2. Friend: yes
  3. Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

dailylilycollins:

Eye Ibiza! #lostinparadise #lancomeloveslily #butmemore

RF